㈠ 周星驰大话西游经典台词英语版
1. 你想要啊？你想要就说吧，你不说我怎么知道你想要呢？
You want? Speak up if you want! Why doyou keep silent?
2. 你又在吓我
You scare me again.
3. 莫非是一家黑店？
Is this a slaughter house?
4. 长夜漫漫，无心睡眠
It's a long night, no mood to sleep.
5. 如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起，就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心
If I can't be with the one who I love,I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.
6. 要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊？
Should I show you my heart?
7. 可惜快乐永远都是短暂的，换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹
But happiness is always a flash oftime. We only have endless pain.
8. 有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人，这段感情才是最要命的
When you discover that you've fallen inlove with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.
9. 可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢？请你给我一个理由好不好？拜托！
But how can I fall in love with aperson I hate? Please give me a reason, please!
10. 爱一个人需要理由吗？不需要吗？需要吗？
We don't need any reason to love aperson. Don't we? Do we?
11. 你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在吗？你说句话啊！我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已。
How many brothers and sisters do youhave? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend whenI'm going to die.
12. 所以说做妖就像做人一样，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。
Being a devil is the same as being ahuman. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.
13. 爱一个人是痛苦的
Love means pain.
14. 这样的话只是得到我的肉体，并不能得到我的灵魂
You can just get my body instead of myspirit.
15. 曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前，我却没有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此。如果上天再给我一次机会的话，我一定会对那女孩说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话，我希望是一万年。
I have had my best love before, but Ididn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painfulmatter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words toher --- I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is10 thousand years.
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这两个都是周星驰《喜剧之王》包括英文在内的字幕包：
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http://shooter.cn/xml/sub/38/38969.xml
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