① 经典英语话剧剧本
经典英语话剧剧本 （一）
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇。
X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶：Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
（Y拿出一袋牛奶）
X抢过牛奶：milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶：Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood! verygood! !?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状： help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The "WC"?
Y:Oh,I see ,!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC" now,ha……
H惊讶：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
第二幕：无间道
H:Mydearest ! letmeintroce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng.
K:sitdownplese, yegucheng.
H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng! headache,sair and aids?
Y: Yes,Ido.
K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）
X唱着上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子） thisringshouldbemine!
K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou?
Y急切： king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（维语再见）
K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ?
Y:How clever……
X冷酷：yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!
Y抱X的腿：oldbrother ! Forgiveme!
X:Forgiveme? Why?
Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou"I love you",Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear!
X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s"WC"!
Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）
X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思）
K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?
X:Youarestupid! Itmeans"I love you".
K:Don’t saythat"you love me". I’!
X:What? （侧耳装着听不到） You---kill----me?come, come…（X上去抓住K）
K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou!
X:Howcanyoukillme? haha……
Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0（X捂着肚子，蹲下）
K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’
haveavacation.
Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.
K:ofcouse.! Hahaha……小品剧本大全 www.coffbar.com
Y:Hahaha-----
H:Where’ssomewhere?
K:What?
Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"?
X:Yes,I……I…… do.
H顶着摇头：X,no, no, youcan’tgotoLady’s "WC". ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu!
X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? !
K: youareright. . Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead !
H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway !
K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ?
H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy.
K惊讶： !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! （轻声说）Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please .
H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning !
K:what amoving story !I was impressed !
Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume !
（H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑。音乐《再见，警察》起）
Y痛苦状：don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !（Y死，音乐停）
（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）
H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
X:gohome ! ?
H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove !
X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor… promise meyou will survive… that youwillnevergiveup… nomatter what happens… no matter howhopeless… promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise.
H: I promise .
X:Never let go .
H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go ,
X.I''''''''ll never letgo.（X死）
H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance ! . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。）
经典英语话剧剧本 （二）
旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的.手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.
Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）， warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）
Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）。
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）
Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）（ J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）
Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）， just so confident~（甩头发）
（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）
Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）
Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）
Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together.
Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）
（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）
Princess: I am a princess from India.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）
Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）
（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）
Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）。 I lose my way.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）
Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for
a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）
Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）
Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）
Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）
（旁白唱my heart will go on,音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）。
② 有什么好看点的英文影片又可以模仿的
中学生的话强力推荐《音乐之声》，很适合中学生模仿的，里面的几个段落超级经典的。我在中学的时候就一起模仿《音乐之声》排练的！而且网上音乐之声剧本资源也很丰富的！可以参考下
③ 5人模仿英语电影片段，经典的，模仿啥好呢
具体的段落不知道，但能给你提供出影片的名字：friends
翻译成中文：老友记
美国很经典的一部片子
成长的烦恼也不错啊
英文是
growing
pains
可能帮不上太多的忙。
我看没人回答你，你先找着这两部片子看看，有人回答了，你再看她们的答案，也许能节约点时间！
④ 初三女生英语模仿秀可以模仿哪些电影片段
能接受动画电影不？那里面应该有你们能配的。或者可以找《老友记》里经典的桥段，比如第一集里瑞秋和莫妮卡的片段……
至于电影，倒不是很清楚
《贱女孩》（Mean girl）这片子很有意思，别看名字很烂。里面全是女孩之间的对白，而且是高中女生
《公主日记》里面应该有你适合的片段
《一个购物狂的自白》非常搞笑，前面有一段女主人公的自白，中间部分有她参加帮助戒掉购物瘾时跟指导老师的对话，还有她和好友的对话。
⑤ 急需英文电影对白模仿片段！
蜜蜂总动员：
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According to all known laws of aviation
根据目前所知的所有航空原理
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there is no way a bee should be able to fly
蜜蜂应该根本不可能会飞
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Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
他们的翅膀太小 没法让他们胖胖的身子飞上天
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The bee, of course, flies anyway
但是蜜蜂们当然还是飞起来了
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because bees don't care what humans think is impossible
因为蜜蜂毫不在意人类认为不可能的事
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black
黄夹黑 黄夹黑 黄夹黑 黄夹黑
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Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little
哦 黑夹黄的! 来个改变吧
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Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Barry! 早餐好了!
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Ooming!
来啦!
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Hang on a second
哦! 等一下!
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Hello?
喂?
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- Barry? - Adam?
- Barry? - Adam?
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- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up
- 你能相信这一切吗? - 难以置信 我过会儿去接你
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Looking sharp
真有型
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Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those
Barry! 你怎么不走楼梯? 你爸爸花了好多钱装的
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Sorry. I'm excited
对不起 我太激动了
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Here's the graate. We're very proud of you, son
儿子 你毕业了 我们真为你自豪!
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A perfect report card, all B's
出色的成绩单 全是B呢
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Very proud
真令人自豪
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Ma! I got a thing going here
妈! 别弄乱我的发型
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- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- 你的毛上有线头 - 哦! 那是我身上的!
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- Wave to us! We'll be in row 1 18,000. - Bye!
- 记得跟我们挥手! 我们坐在十一万八千排 - 再见!
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Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Barry! 跟你说了不要在屋里飞!
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- Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry
- 嘿 Adam - 嘿 Barry
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- Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graation
- 你涂了发胶? - 涂了一点 今天是个特别的日子 终于毕业了
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Never thought I'd make it
真不敢相信我居然可以毕业
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Three days grade school, three days high school
三天的小学 三天的中学
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Those were awkward
真是神奇啊
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Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive
三天的大学 真高兴我花了一天搭便车周游了蜂房一圈
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You did come back different
你回来之后确实有点不同了
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- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good
- 嗨 Barry - Artie 你留小胡子了? 看起来不错
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- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah
- 你听说了Frankie的事情吗? - 听说了
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- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going
- 你会去参加他的葬礼吗? - 我才不去呢
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Everybody knows, sting someone, you die
人人都知道叮了人自己就要死
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Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead
他在松鼠身上浪费生命 真是头脑发热了
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I guess he could have just gotten out of the way
我猜他本来可以逃走的
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I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day
我真喜欢把游乐园融入日常生活
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That's why we don't need vacations
我想这就是课上说的 我们为什么不需要放假的原因
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Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances
还真壮观啊 人山人海
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- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!
- Adam! 今天我们成人了! - 的确是
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- Bee-men. - Amen!
- 蜜蜂大人了!(bee-man) - 阿门!(aman)
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Hallelujah!
哈利路亚!
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Students, faculty, distinguished bees
学生们 教职工们 尊贵的蜜蜂们
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please welcome Dean Buzzwell
欢迎Buzzwell院长讲话
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Welcome, New Hive Oity graating class of...
欢迎你们 新蜂房城...
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...9:15
...9:15届毕业班的同学们
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That concludes our ceremonies
你们的毕业典礼结束了!
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And begins your career at Honex Instries!
然后你们就要在Honex公司工作了!
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Will we pick ourjob today?
我们今天要选择工作了?
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I heard it's just orientation
我听说只是熟悉参观一下
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Heads up! Here we go
小心! 我们出发了
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Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times
游览期间请勿把手和触角伸出车厢外
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- Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary
- 知道会是什么样子的吗? - 有点吓人吧
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Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco
欢迎来到Honex! 它是Honexco公司的分公司
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and a part of the Hexagon Group
也是六角集团(Hexagon)的一部分
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This is it!
到了!
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Wow
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Wow
你们知道 作为蜜蜂 一生都要不停工作
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We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life
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to get to the point where you can work for your whole life
才能保证你一生都能工作
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Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive
蜂蜜制造从英勇的花粉军队 采来花蜜送至蜂房开始
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Our top-secret formula
我们制作流程的最高机密
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is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
是自动更改色泽 调整香味和泡沫融合
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into this soothing sweet syrup
然后变成这种香滑可口的
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with its distinctive golden glow you know as...
带有独特金黄色泽的糖浆 你们都知道它叫...
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Honey!
蜂蜜!
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- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
- 那个女孩真性感 - 她是我的表妹
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- She is? - Yes, we're all cousins
- 是吗? - 是啊! 我们都是表亲啊
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- Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive
- 是啊 没错 - 在Honex 我们不断地致力于
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to improve every aspect of bee existence
改善蜜蜂的生活现状
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These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology
这只蜜蜂正在给一种最新头盔 做抗压试验
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- What do you think he makes? - Not enough
- 你觉得他干的如何? - 远远不够
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Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman
这是我们最新发展的职业—接蜜员!
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- What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey
- 那是干什么的? - 倒完蜂蜜后 把罐边滴着的都收集起来
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that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions
这样能节约很多呢!
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Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
可以选接蜜员这份工作吗?
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Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know
当然可以! 大多数蜜蜂的工作虽然 都很微不足道 但蜜蜂们知道
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that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot
再小的工作 只好做得好 就能成就大事业
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But choose carefully
但是要谨慎地选一个工作
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because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life
因为你一旦选择了一行 就要干一辈子呢!
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The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that
一辈子只干一个相同的工作? 我原来不知道呢
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What's the difference?
那又怎么样?
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You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off
你们会乐意知道 我们蜜蜂这个物种
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in 27 million years
两千七百万年中 没有休息过一天
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So you'll just work us to death?
那么 你要我们工作到死?
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We'll sure try
我们当然会尽力这么做
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Wow! That blew my mind!
哇! 太激动人心了!
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"What's the difference?" How can you say that?
"那又怎么样？" 你怎么能那么说呢?
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One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make
一辈子中只能做一个工作? 做这样的选择真令人发疯!
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I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life
我倒松了一口气 现在我们一生中只要做这一个选择
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But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
但是 Adam 他们怎么从来都没有跟我们提过呢?
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Why would you question anything? We're bees
Barry 你怎么什么都要问啊? 我们是蜜蜂
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We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth
是世界上运转最良好的群体
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You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
你不觉得这里的一切 都安排得太好了一点吗?
95
Like what? Give me one example
比如说呢? 举个例子听听
96
I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about
我举不出来 但是你明白我的意思
97
Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach
请清理大门处闲杂人员 皇家采蜜队要到了
98
Wait a second. Oheck it out
等等 看呐
99
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow
- 那是花粉军队! - 喔
100
I've never seen them this close
我从没这么近地见过他们
101
They know what it's like outside the hive
他们看过蜂房外面的世界
初恋 50次：
So tell me. How was Hawaii?
夏威夷好玩吗？
- It was unbelievable.
- Oh, yeah?
-太赞了
-是吗？
- Well, what happened?
- I met this guy.
-有艳遇啦？
-我遇到一个男人
It was the best week of my life.
那是我此生最美的一周
It was just a little
vacation romance.
一段浪漫的假期
But he was so sweet.
他好温柔
He took me to all these
cool local places.
他带我到好多好玩的地方
We went scuba diving...
我们去潜水...
- Snorkeling.
- Mountain climbing.
-浮潜
-爬山
We went cliff diving.
悬崖跳水
Well, we got a little drunk.
我们喝醉了
- He gave me...
- A back rub.
-他帮我...
-擦背
We slow danced...
我们深情拥舞...
- in the rain.
在雨中
But it wasn't just about the sex.
这不只是性而已
He pounded me like a mallard ck.
我俩没有别的关系
我们俩的关系只是性的关系
It ended kind of weird, though.
不过结束的有点怪
When I asked for his number,
he said he's...
我跟他要电话，他却说他...
- Married.
- Gay.
-结婚了
-是同志
- Entering the priesthood.
- He doesn't believe in phones.
-正要投身宗教事业
-他不喜欢用电话
He just kind of ran away.
他就这样走了
功夫熊猫：
1.往往在逃避命运的路上，却与之不期而遇
One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
2.你的思想就如同水，我的朋友，当水波摇曳时，很难看清，不过当它平静下来，答案就清澈见底了。
Your mind is like this water, my friend , when it is agitated ,it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear.
3.退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。
Quit don’t quit. Noodles don’t noodles.
4.昨天是历史，明天是谜团，只有今天是天赐的礼物
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
But today is a gift
That is why it’s called the present (the gift)
5.从来没有什么意外
There are no accidents
6.师傅：但有些事情我们可以控制，我可以控制果实何时坠落，我还可以控制在何处播种。
but there are things we can control
I can control when the fruit will fall
... And I can control
What time to seed
7.乌龟：是啊不过无论你做了什么，那个种子还是会长成桃树，你可能想要苹果或桔子，可你只能得到桃子，那个种子还是会长成桃树。
Yes, but no matter what you do,
That seed will grow to be a peach tree
You may wish for an Apple or an orange
But you will get a peach
师傅：可桃子不能打败大龙
But peache can not defeate Tai Long
乌龟：也许它可以的 ,如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。
Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nuture it , to believe in it .
8.你不能走，真的武士决不会退却
you cannot leave ,real warrior never quits.
师傅：那你为什么不退出呢? 你知道我一直想把你赶走，可你还是留下来了。
Why didn’t you quit ? you know I was trying to get rid of you
but you stayed
阿宝：是啊，我留下来了。
我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头，或说我难闻，这很伤我的心。
可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是这个我。
我留下来，因为我以为，
如果还有人能改变我，
能让我焕然一新，
那就是你--
中国最伟大的功夫师父!
Yes ,I stayed .
I stayed ,because every time you threw up brick on the head
or said I smelled ,it hurts.
But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me .
I stayed ,because I thought ..
If anyone could change me ,
could make me not me ,
it was you
the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!
9. 阿宝，天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意，阿宝，忘了其它的事情，你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
我们是面条家族，
血管中流着面汤。
I'm sorry things didn’t work out …
It’s just what it’s meant to be
Paul ,forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits.
We are Noodle folk
Broth runs deep through our veins
10.我私家汤的绝密食材，就是……什么都没有。
认为它特别，它就特别了。
The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing.
To make something special ,you just have to believe it’s special.
In a land of tradition and honor, one Kung Fu master,
一片传承荣耀之地, 一代武林宗师
Let's get started.
让我们开始吧
…have trained five of the greatest warriors the world has ever known. But this master's biggest challenge has just arrived.
培养出当今最知名的五大武林高手. 但宗师将面临最大的挑战
I'm coming, wow. Huh, oh. Stairs, yeah, huh-huh,
我来了, 喔,啊, 喔 ,老天, 台阶, 耶.........哈哈
Jack Black.
杰克·布莱克主演
Go ahead panda, show us what you can do.
来呀, 熊猫, 给咱们露两手.
Um, are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something?
恩,他们在这看还是等他们回去工作了我再出招?
Just hit it.
快出招!
Get ready to feel the thunder, coming out of crazy feet, pushing into butt with crazy feet, I'm a blur, I'm a blur, you've never seen, bear style,
瞧好了，飞腿如闪电，横扫他的臀，这可是你们从来没见识过的--熊招式
Would you hit it?
还不出招?
How is that?
如何?
Are you ready?
准备好了吗?
I was born ready.
我天生就准备好了
Oh, can I punch to the walls? Can I do a country raft lift? Well, I haven't visited...
喔 我可以击穿墙壁吗? 我可以到乡村漂流吗? 我还没看过那些...
Focus, focus!
集中注意力
That flabby panda is not a warrior.
那个懦弱的熊猫根本就不是块习武的料
You just need to believe
你得有信心.
Oh, that was awesome. Let’s go again.
太酷了, 再来一遍
This June,
今年6月
When you focus on Kung Fu, you suck. The way to get through to you, is with this. Have a mpling,
在你专心习武之时, 你好差劲. 你要搞定的便是用筷子吃包子
Woah.
嗷啊
Ah huh
啊哈.
DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda.
梦工厂 功夫熊猫
You have done well, Panda.
你干的真不错,熊猫
Done well? Huh-huh, I've done awesome.
只是不错? 哈哈, 我简直是酷毙了
Woo, yes, you have done..awesome.
嗷, 是的, 你简直是...酷毙了.
⑥ 四个人 要模仿英语电影经典片段 求推荐
灰姑娘吧。多合适
《海底总动员》Finding Nemo 原片的配音是威尔·史密斯，卡梅隆·迪亚兹等配音的，非常幽默！
《汽车总动员》原片的配音里面有F1车王舒马赫配音！也不错！
《肖申克的救赎》
⑦ 英语微电影剧本
我觉得可以找《威尼斯商人》的某些经典桥段，简单，朗朗上口，适合你们的人数组成。而且你只需稍作修改，并不需要浪费很多时间去写剧本。这是中英字幕的视频网址http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/CC6UnTNwEck/
附上剧本：
The Merchant of Venice (II)
原文：
The Merchant of Venice（II）
PART 1
D: Have mercy on Antonio, Shylock. Do not be so bitter.
S: I've promised to take my pound of flesh. If you do not let me have it, that will be a sign of weakness and no one will trust your laws any more. The greatness of Venice will soon be lost. Antonio is my enemy, and I hate him.
B: Do all men kill the things they do not love?
译文：
第一部分
公爵：宽恕安东尼奥吧，夏洛克，别这样怀恨在心。
夏洛克：我说过一定要拿走我应得的那一磅肉。要是您不准许我得到它，那将是一种软弱的表现，人们将不再信你们的法律了。威尼斯不久就会丧失它的伟大。安东尼奥是我的敌人，我恨他。
巴萨尼奥：难道所有的人都要铲除他们所不爱的东西吗？
A: It is useless trying to argue with Shylock. Don't wait any longer. Pass judgement on me and give Shylock what he wants.
B: I'll pay you six thousand cats for the three thousand cats that Antonio borrowed.
S: If you offered me six times what you have just offered, I would still take my pound of flesh. Give me my pound of flesh!
D: Let us be calm, gentlemen. Shylock, how can you hope for mercy yourself when you show none?
S: I have done nothing wrong and I fear no judgement. I desire my pound of flesh.
As the Duke is wondering what to do, Nerissa, dressed like a lawyer's clerk, arrives with a letter from the famous lawyer whom Portia has visited. While the Duke is talking to Nerissa, Shylock gets ready to cut his pound of flesh from Antonio.
Then the letter is read out for all in the court to hear. "I am very ill. When your letter reached me, I had with me a .learned young doctor from Rome. I told him about the quarrel between Shylock and Antonio. We studied many lawbooks and he knows what I would say. I ask you to let him stand in my place and give judgement. He is young, but I never knew so young a body with so wise a head."
After the letter has been read out to the court, Portia, in lawyer's clothes, enters the room and takes her seat as judge.
安东尼奥：跟夏洛克讲理是没有用的。别再等待了。对我宣判吧，把夏洛克想要得到的东西给他。
巴萨尼奥：我将付给你六千块钱，用来归还安东尼奥借的那三千块钱。
夏洛克：即使你愿意我六倍于你刚才提出的钱数，我仍然要拿我应得的那一磅肉。把那一磅肉判给我！
公爵：先生们，请安静。夏洛克，如果你不宽恕别人，你自己怎能希望得到别人的宽恕呢？
夏洛克：我并没有做错事，我不怕审判。我要求给我应得的那一磅肉。
正当公爵不知道应该怎么办的时候，尼莉莎打扮成一个律师的书记员，带着鲍西娅刚拜访过的那位着名的律师的一封信，来到法庭。当公爵与尼莉莎谈话时，夏洛克准备好要从安东尼奥身上割下他应得的一磅肉。
这时，当庭宣读了律师的信。"我重病缠身。收到你的信时，我正同一位从罗马来的很有学问的年轻博士在一起。我把夏洛克与安东尼奥之间的争执对他讲了。我们研究了很多法典，因此他知道我想要说的话。我请您让他替我作出判决。他很年轻，但是，我还从来不知道有这么年轻又这么聪明的人。"
这封信当庭宣读之后，鲍西娅穿着律师的衣服进屋来了。她作为法官就座了。
PART 2
D: Greetings, learned judge! I do not envy you your job. This is a most troublesome case.
P: Greetings! Please be seated. Are you Antonio, and is this your agreement with Shylock?
A: It is.
P: Then Shylock must be merciful. He must have mercy on Antonio.
S: Why must I have mercy on him? Tell me that!
P: Mercy brings good. Mercy falls like the gentle rain from the sky upon the earth. It blesses those who give it, and those who receive it. We should learn to show mercy to others. Do you still ask for this pound of flesh? S: I ask for what is mine by law!
B: I offer ten times the money that Antonio has borrowed. Please change the law a little so that we may save Antonio.
P: Use your head a little, sir! We cannot change a law. If one law is changed, then people will later want to change other laws.
S: Oh, wise young judge!
P: Let me see this agreement, this promise of Antonio to you.
S: Here it is.
P: I see. According to the law, Shylock may have a pound of flesh to be cut off by him nearest to Antonio's heart. Be merciful! Let me destroy this paper.--No? Then, Antonio, be ready. And Shylock, take your knife and prepare to do the deed.
公爵；您好，博学的法官！我并不羡慕您的职业。这是一个最麻烦的案子。
鲍西娅：您好！请坐下。你叫安东尼奥吗？这是你与夏洛克签订的借约吗？
安东尼奥；是的。
鲍西娅：那么，夏洛克可得大发慈悲才是。他可得宽恕安东尼奥啊。
夏洛克：为什么我必得宽恕他呢？请告诉我这一点！
鲍西娅：慈悲带来益处。慈悲像甘露从天空中降到地面上，它不但赐福施予的人，而且赐福于受施的人。我们应该学会宽恕他人。你还要求得到这一磅肉吗？
夏洛克：我要求得到根据法律属于我的东西。
巴萨尼奥：我愿出十倍于安东尼奥的借款，请您把法律稍为变更一下，使我们能够救出安东尼奥的生命。
鲍西娅：请用你的脑袋想一想，先生。我们不能变更法律，要是变更了一条法律，那么人们还会要变更别的法律的。
夏洛克：噢，聪明年轻的法官啊！
鲍西娅；让我看一看借约，就是安东尼奥向你许下的诺言。
夏活克：给您。
鲍西娅：我明白了。根据法律，夏洛克可以得到一磅肉，由他从最靠近安东尼奥心脏的部位割下来。慈悲一点吧！让我撕毁这张借约吧。不能撕？那么，安东尼奥，你做好准备；夏洛克，拿起你的刀子准备割肉吧。
S: Oh, learned judge! Oh, wise young man!
P: Have you brought anything to weigh the flesh?
S: Yes. I have everything ready here.
P: Do you have a doctor, Shylock, to stop Antonio's blood?
B: That fox!
P: Do you wish to say anything, Antonio?
A: Only a little. Goodbye Bassanio. Don't be sad for me. Tell your wife about me and how much I loved you. If Shylock cuts deep enough, I'll pay him back with all my heart.
B: Let me take you in my arms and say goodbye. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, and more than all the world. (He cries.)
P: Your wife would not be pleased to hear you say that.
S: We are wasting time.
P: Take your pound of flesh! I declare the court allows it and the law gives it to you.
Shylock advances towards Antonio and prepares to use his knife.
P: Wait! There is something else. Antonio has promised to give you a pound of his flesh. But he has not promised to give you any of his blood. If you let one drop of his blood fall, you will lose all your land and all your money.
S: Is that the law?
P: That is the law. You wanted justice, so you shall get justice, more than you wanted. : I will take the money. Give me three more than Antonio borrowed from me.
夏洛克；噢，博学的法官！噢，聪明的年轻人！
鲍西娅：你带来了称肉的器具吗？
夏洛克：是的。我把一切都准备好了。 鲍西娅：夏洛克，你是否请了医生来给安东尼奥止血呢？
夏洛克：借约上可没有这一条。
巴萨尼奥：你这只狐狸！
鲍西娅：安东尼奥，你还想说什么吗？
安东尼奥：我只想说一点。巴萨尼奥，永别了。不要为我悲伤。把我的情况告诉你的妻子，对她说我多么爱你。要是夏洛克割得够深的话，我就要以整个心偿还他的债了。
巴萨尼奥：让我拥抱你一下，说声再见吧。我爱你胜过爱我自己的生命、自己的妻子和整个世界。（他哭了。）
鲍西娅：你的妻子听到你那么说是会不高兴的。
夏洛克：我们是在浪费时间。
鲍西娅：割走你要的那一磅肉吗！我宣布法庭许可你（这样做），法律（把它）判给你。
（夏洛克走向安东尼奥，准备动他的刀子。）
鲍西娅：且慢！事情还没完。安东尼奥许诺给你他身上的一磅肉。但是他并没有答应给你他身上的任何一滴血。要是你让他身上的血流下一滴，你将失去你所有的土地和财产。
夏洛克：法律上是这样说的吗？
鲍西娅：这就是法律。你要求公正，那么就让你得到公正吗，比你要求的还要多。
夏洛克：我愿意要钱。请给我加三倍还给我安东尼奥向我借的钱。
B: Here it is. (He cries out, full of joy.)
P: Wait! Shylock would not take the money earlier. All he wanted was right to be done. That is all he can have now. you must cut off one pound of flesh, no more, no less. And not one drop of blood must fall.
Shylock turns and starts to leave the court.
P: Wait, Shylock. The law of Venice says that if anyone tries to kill or murder any citizen of Venice, everything that he owns shall be taken away from him. One half of his money and his goods shall be given to the city of Venice and the other half shall be given to the person he has tried to kill. His life shall be at the mercy of the Duke. therefore, go down on your knees and beg the Duke for mercy.
S: Good sir. I beg for mercy and beg your pardon..
D: I shall not have you killed. But as your punishment, half of your money is now Antonio's. You must give the other half to the city of Venice.
S: Take my life too! My money and goods are as dear to me as life itself. They are my only comfort. When you take those away from me, you also take my life.
A: I shall be happy to give up my part of Shylock's money. Shylock must promise to leave the money upon his death to his daughter and her husband.
S: I promise. Let me go home now. I am not well.
相关链接： The Merchant of Venice(I)
巴萨尼奥：钱在这儿。（他满怀喜悦地喊了出来。）
鲍西娅：别忙！夏洛克先前已经拒绝要钱了。他所要求的只是公正。这是他现在所能得到的一切。你必须割下整一磅肉，不准多也不准少。而且不准流一滴血。
（夏洛克转过身，要离开法庭。）
鲍西娅：等一等，夏洛克。威尼斯的法律规定任何企图杀害或谋害任何威尼斯公民的人，他所有的一切必须被没收。他的钱和财产的一半必须给威尼斯城，另一半必须给他企图杀害的人。他的生命全凭公爵处置。因此你快快跪下请求公爵开恩吧。
夏洛克：仁慈的先生，我乞求你的饶恕和原谅。
公爵：我将不处死你，但是作为对你的惩罚，你的财产的一半现在是安东尼奥的了。你必须把另一半交给威尼斯城。
夏洛克：把我的命也拿走吧！我的钱财对我就像生命一样宝贵。它们是我唯一的安慰。你们没收了我的财物，也就是要了我的命。
安东尼奥：我将高兴地放弃我应得的夏洛克财产的那一半。夏洛克必须答应在他死后把这笔财产留给他的女儿和女婿。
夏洛克：我答应。现在让我回家吧。我不舒服。
⑧ 求一个经典英语电影片段的对话
值得背的电影台词
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》
1.You know some birdsare not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright.
你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch.That's yours.
那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing everdies.
希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》
1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does.
蠢人做蠢事（也可理解为傻人有傻福)。
3.Miracles happen every day.
奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots.
我和珍妮形影不离。
5.Have you given any thought to your future?
你有没有为将来打算过呢?
6.You just stay away from me please.
求你离开我。
7.If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away.
你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8.It made me look like a ck in water.
它让我如鱼得水。
9.Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10.I was messed up for a long time.
这些年我一塌糊涂。
11.I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating aroundaccidentally——like on a breeze.
我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。
三《The Lion King狮子王》
1.Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance.
世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2.I laugh in the face of danger.
越危险就越合我心意。
3.I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking fortrouble.
我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4.When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5.It's like you are back from the dead.
好像你是死而复生似的。
6.You can't change the past.
过去的事是不可以改变的。
7.Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn fromit.
对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8.This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢？
9.Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.
我为何要相信你？你所说的一切都是谎话。
10.I'll make it up to you, I promise.
我会补偿你的，我保证。
四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》
1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for,worth dying for. Because it is the only thing that lasts.
土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be more like you.
我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die.
无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远。
4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.
我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady.
先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always getpaid.
我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, Ilove you.
哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than I've ever loved any woman. And I've waited longer foryou than I've waited for any woman.
9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never behungry again!
即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了！
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world inwhich there is no place for me.
现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out forsomething that will never make you happy.
你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all,tomorrow is another day.
家,我要回家。我要想办法让他回来。不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。
五《TITANIC泰坦尼克号》
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I wasscreaming.
外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛。
2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world.
我们是真他妈的走运极了。(地道的美国国骂)
3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, ifyou would not deny me. Open you're heart to me.
如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以。把你的心交给我吧。
4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband.
读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫。
5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you'rein the club.
只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck.
生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, orwho I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up.
我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know whathand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you.
我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count.
要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy.
我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump.
12.Will you give us a chance to live?
能不能给我们留一条生路?
13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be nomore death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be anymore pain, for the former world has passed away.
上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣。
六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》
1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see youthrough this.
努力工作吧!工作能拯救你。埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚。
2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your ordertakes out and it changes your life.
你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生。
3.Destiny takes a hand.
命中注定。
4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice.
从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人。
5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again.
真爱过的人很难再恋爱。
6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over theage of 40.
你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易。
7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears.
你是我听过的最帅的男士。
8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you?
为什么留恋一个不爱你的人?
9.When you are attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attractedto their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just twoneuroses knowing they are a perfect match.
当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引。因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双。
10.Everybody panics before they get married.
每个人婚前都会紧张的。
11.Your destiny can be your doom.
命运也许会成为厄运。
12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'mmore in touch with cosmic forces.
之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量。
13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to besomeone that anyone settles for.
我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象。
14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? Whatwould I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got.
要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?如果没有你我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切。
七《GARFIELD加菲猫》
1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessfulman, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的联系。
9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats causechildren.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧。
12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡。那么为什么我还要去实践？
14.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作很有意思。尤其是看着别人工作！
15.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
⑨ 求：适合学生表演的英语电影片段。。要经典或者搞笑的！
楼主，我建议你选周星驰的
一是因为周星驰的电影，年轻人一般都看过，比较熟悉
二是星爷的的台词和表情都比较夸张，也比较熟适合拿来做舞台表演
有几个选择：
一是，《大话西游》中经典的“如果上天再给我一次机会。。。”
二是，《大内密探00发》中的模仿奥斯卡颁奖典礼那段
三是，《白面包青天》中的“不要一开口就你个头”
还有《少林足球》中的“地球是很危险的”，《功夫》中的“别人都已经睡觉了”
⑩ 适合中学生模仿的英语电影片段
赎罪 教父 闻香识女人 肖声克的救赎 海上钢琴师 美国往事 都是很经典的电影