㈠ 周星馳大話西遊經典台詞英語版
1. 你想要啊？你想要就說吧，你不說我怎麼知道你想要呢？
You want? Speak up if you want! Why doyou keep silent?
2. 你又在嚇我
You scare me again.
3. 莫非是一家黑店？
Is this a slaughter house?
4. 長夜漫漫，無心睡眠
It's a long night, no mood to sleep.
5. 如果不能跟我喜歡的人在一起，就算讓我做玉皇大帝我也不會開心
If I can't be with the one who I love,I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.
6. 要不要我把心掏出來給你看看啊？
Should I show you my heart?
7. 可惜快樂永遠都是短暫的，換來的只是無窮無盡的痛苦和長嘆
But happiness is always a flash oftime. We only have endless pain.
8. 有一天當你發覺你愛上一個讓你討厭的人，這段感情才是最要命的
When you discover that you've fallen inlove with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.
9. 可我怎會愛上一個我討厭的人呢？請你給我一個理由好不好？拜託！
But how can I fall in love with aperson I hate? Please give me a reason, please!
10. 愛一個人需要理由嗎？不需要嗎？需要嗎？
We don't need any reason to love aperson. Don't we? Do we?
11. 你有多少兄弟姐妹？你父母尚在嗎？你說句話啊！我只是想在臨死之前多交一個朋友而已。
How many brothers and sisters do youhave? Are your parents alive? Speak up! I just want to make a new friend whenI'm going to die.
12. 所以說做妖就像做人一樣，要有仁慈的心，有了仁慈的心，就不再是妖，是人妖。
Being a devil is the same as being ahuman. We should be kind. If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.
13. 愛一個人是痛苦的
Love means pain.
14. 這樣的話只是得到我的肉體，並不能得到我的靈魂
You can just get my body instead of myspirit.
15. 曾經有一段真摯的愛情擺在我的面前，我卻沒有珍惜，直到失去才追悔莫及。人世間最大的痛苦莫過於此。如果上天再給我一次機會的話，我一定會對那女孩說三個字：我愛你。如果非要在這段愛情前加個期限的話，我希望是一萬年。
I have had my best love before, but Ididn't treasure her. When I lost her, I fell regretful. It is the most painfulmatter in this world. If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words toher --- I love you. If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is10 thousand years.
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